#Phoebe x Melody

[gwaindrifter]

Girls, what's gayer? Kissing another girl? Or temporarily experiencing death(a little death, as you will) in order to separate your soul from your body to be on the same dimensional plane as a girl?

[lesbicosmos]

historians will call them complex friends

[kevinthebull]

[p1xel-ra1nb0w]

I GOT THIS COMMENT FROM @robin-buck1ey ON ONE OF MY POSTS AND I HAD TO SHARE IT😭😭 TYSM UR MY HERO NOW‼️🤗

[mycatisblued]

Damn, okay, I didn't realize they made Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire for the gays like me.

[noxiousirltrust]

LESBIANS 🗣️🗣️🗣️ THEY JUST LIKE ME FR 🗣️🗣️🙏🙏

[khakirnelm]

i love that even though phoebe never gets to be with melody, never gets to interact with her in many ways, she will now forever do so in every way. phoebe will look up at the sky and see melody in the sun and the stars and the moon, see her in the clouds and the grass and the ceiling. she will bust ghosts with melody's essence etched into the proton pack and carved into her suit. she will simply be and melody will be a part of her. like, melody is now eternally attached to phoebe's foundation.

[hollaback--girl]

im sorry i had to

[urmom-richietozier1]

OK SO HEAR ME OUT ON THIS

THEIR THE (almost) THE SAME PERSON!!!

WHY??? OH HERE:

●gay

●fell in love with someone's who's dead or dies.

●makes shitty unfunny jokes that are so unfunny that there funny in a weird unfunny way.

●where's nerdy glasses.

●falls in love with best friend (me too pookies)

LIKE OMG THERES MORW BUT IM NIT WRITING ALL THAT OUT

ANYWAY LIKE OMG

[dogdaysareover365]

I guess the 2020s is the decade brunette x blonde LGBT+ romances take over my life.

[kryptonianheroao3]

Guys why are the Phoebe Spengler fics on Ao3 slowing down 😭😭😭

[gwaindrifter]

I just saw Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, and I promise I'm going to be very normal about Phoebe and Melody. (I'm lying and have developed severe brainrot over this ship)

[mbelenquiar]

[helicopterrrfunny]

Happy pride from ur fav paranormal girl kissers !

[p1xel-ra1nb0w]

omg I just saw the new ghostbusters movie and WHAT??? I legit thought that phoebe and melody were gonna kiss in that one part where phoebe becomes a ghost😭😭

[khakirnelm]

From an incorrect quote generator

If Melody was a human tho

Phoebe: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Melody: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Phoebe, desperately, as Melody bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody: Oh! B positive. Phoebe: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody:

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Phoebe: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Melody: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Phoebe: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Melody, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Phoebe: Phoebe: fsh

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Phoebe: So what's for dinner? Melody, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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Callie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Phoebe: Mine just says "Phoebe no." Callie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Trevor: Not elegant enough to be a vampire, not jock enough to be a werewolf... Phoebe: Goblin it is.

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Trevor: My head hurts. Phoebe: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Phoebe: *types in Melody* Computer: Your password is too weak. Phoebe: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Phoebe: So what are your political beliefs? Podcast: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Callie: You spent all our money on THIS?? Gary, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Phoebe: Why are you on fire? Melody: This is just how my day is going.

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Podcast: Change is inedible.

Phoebe: Don't you mean inevitable?

Podcast, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Phoebe: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Callie: What's that?

Phoebe: Remorse code.

Callie: I'm even angrier now.

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Phoebe: I don’t do relationships.

Melody: *exists*

Phoebe: Shit.

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Trevor: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)

Lucky: Are you saying that I'm fat?

Trevor: No that's not what I meant I-

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Phoebe: Podcast... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Podcast: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Phoebe:

Phoebe: I wrote sanitize, Podcast.

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Callie, tending to Trevor’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Trevor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Peck: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Phoebe: I will politely decline.

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Podcast: I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!! Phoebe: you mean an idea..? Podcast: MMMMHHMMM!!

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Phoebe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Trevor: You need to stop.

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Phoebe: How did none of you hear what I just said? Callie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Gary: I got distracted about halfway through. Trevor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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If Melody was a human, again

Phoebe: HELP! I TOLD MELODY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Trevor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Podcast: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Phoebe: The car takes a screenshot. Trevor: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Gary, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Callie: You did WHAT– Phoebe: William Snakepeare

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Trevor: You look nice, I want to kiss you. Lucky: What? Trevor: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

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Gary: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Podcast: [in the distance] Or murder.

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Gary: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Callie: You would eat yourself? Gary: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Phoebe: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Melody: It was me... Phoebe: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.